My friend just had the worst hookup experience ever. She says-
"The man finished in three minutes and showed me the door right after. To make things sadder, his genitals were tiny. I know, I know size ain't an issue for some people but it got me thinking when he was on me- "So this is what a pedophile feels." Ah! I guess the only thing I saw remotely close to a d*ck that night was his personality."
Definitely not the happy ending she expected.